Friday 24 October 2008

Out of time


(Morning Star, Friday 24 October 2008)

ALBUM: Misty's Big Adventure - Television's People
(SL Records)

MISTY'S Big Adventure are a band at a crossroads.

In one direction lies success and adulation, a throne for Grandmaster Gareth and legions of MBA fanatics lapping up every second of the Brum eight-piece's seven records.

In the other, the band sink slowly into obscurity, with little to recommend their recorded output as they disappear into a universe of concept records and self-aware folly.

On Misty's most dense record to date, Grandmaster Gareth is a man out of time and without a map.

Friday 3 October 2008

Gone to waste


(Morning Star, Friday 03 October 2008)

ALBUM: Max Tundra, Parallax Error Beheads You
(Domino Records)

EVER get the feeling you're missing something? The third and newest emission from Ben Jacobs - aka Max Tundra - is being hailed as a work of some merit, even being lauded by seasoned music hack Paul Lester as some kind of wonder.

Strange, then, that the album in question is a vastly tuneless affair, with the imprint of someone who got a Casio for Christmas.

In truth, the guy who clearly thinks he is reimagining Radiohead's In Rainbows is actually very aptly named. Parallax Error Beheads You is a musical wasteland with a truly chilling bedrock.

Wednesday 1 October 2008

Contribution to Top 50 NI Songs of Our Lifetime


(AU magazine October 2008)

AND SO I WATCH YOU FROM AFAR - TheseRIOTSareJUSTtheBEGINNING

Post-rock to the max, the North Coast lads singlehandedly reduce such pigeonholes to mere frivolity. An instrumental mindbender with accomplished rhythms, 'TheseRIOTSareJUSTtheBEGINNING' unfurls to envelope the listener, all complex arrangements and unfeasibly tough chord progressions. Despite the lack of bono vox, there is an overarching voice which speaks of angst and determination, of melancholy and joy and most of all, of musical individuality.

THE DIVINE COMEDY - A LADY OF A CERTAIN AGE

The sharp-dressing persona of Neil Hannon is one which every NI music fan knows and loves, but his affair with critics is a torrid one. The 2006 single 'A Lady Of A Certain Age' quickly united both. In many ways, a latter-day answer to Peter Sarstedt's 'Where Do You Go To, My Lovely?', the lush, complex orchestration shows Hannon has spent nearly two decades honing a musicality which sets him apart from his pop contemporaries.

RED ORGAN SERPENT SOUND - IN SEARCH OF ORGASMUZ

Hailing from the other capital of NI, Red Organ Serpent Sound defy categorisation, but since their debut single 'In Search Of Orgasmuz', they have been wowing audiences with their grooves. Starting out with enough organ to make The Doors blush, lead singer Rory Moore kicks in with confidence and unleashes a throwback which was certainly more than anyone would have expected from a local band in 2005. The charisma and skill of these boys is best described as a force to be reckoned with.

PANAMA KINGS - YOUNG BLOOD

A veritable NI supergroup, Panama Kings ain't the oldest kids on the block, by any means. S how is it that they managed to turn one of their records into an anthem? With persistently high gigging standards and frankly astonishingly speedy uptake when it comes to fans, the Kings' top track is definitely the almighty 'Young Blood'. Chiming in with crisp, clear guitar, singer Niall Kennedy's voice is confident and uncompromising as it cuts through the melody. Comparisons have been made to Wayne Coyne, and truly the vocal talents of this lad will keep taking the Kings higher and higher. The confidence and accomplishment which 'Young Blood' speaks of is unmistakeable - the crystallised moment of a band on the up.

SNOW PATROL - SET THE FIRE TO THE THIRD BAR

Devoting their lives to a music career which, in darker moments, may have seemed fruitless, Snow Patrol persevered. The Eyes Open album became the biggest selling record of 2006, and the boys showed class as well as talent with this single. The strength is in letting Martha Wainwright lead - her crisp American delivery gives the song an otherworldly feel, and Gary Lightbody's voice benefits. The tale of two lovers rent asunder is beautiful and chilling, building constantly towards an emotional crescendo.

WEEZER - TROUBLEMAKER


(AU magazine October 2008)

(DGC RECORDS)

SINGLE REVIEW

Rivers Cuomo is such a kidder. Taking on the mantel of a ‘troublemaker’ in this new single, he is shrugging off his meek muso tag and doing his level best to sell himself as a rocker, a roller, a devil mare care… Oh, wait, it’s a joke. Weezer’s latest wheeze follows the same slightly sardonic tone as their non-hit Beverley Hills.. Both have the stamp of someone who finds himself absolutely hilarious, but in truth, it seems like Rivers lost his balls circa 2004 and instead picked up Fisher Price’s My First Rhyming Dictionary. Witness: “I'm a troublemaker, never been a faker… I'm a troublemaker, not a double taker” over a plodding, unfashionably tuneless melody.
The trouble with Weezer is that their die-hard fans hunt down the critics who give them poor reviews and threaten them with sticks. Oh, sorry, that’s fans of Iron Maiden. Weezer fans will be exhaling loudly when they read that this single is nothing more than very poor indeed. As juvenile and uninspired as their last single Pork And Beans, this will have fans of Judd Apatow movies rolling around on the floor.

Real life: "I'm fighting every single day to lose weight"

(Somerfield magazine, October 2008)